I swear, this really happened.

Yesterday I was driving home from North Bend with my Mama, and we passed a group of kids in a car that had the words "Fist pump for Jesus" written on the window in car paint.

What the.... have these kids even seen that show?

Yep that's right.  My friend Kelsey and I met one of those famous Guido's while we were in Vegas a few weeks ago.  Im pretty much a celeb now.

This time next week...

I'll be in Vegas.  Which reminds me of a pretty ridiculous pick-up line my friend was fed the last time we were in NV.

"You look like my first wife and I've never been married." - Some creepster.

lolz

(715): woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night.


http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/