Never again...

will I waste vacation days on a broken heart!  I could be going to Cabo.  Gah!

B.C. not Canada

I hate that they put those stupid day labels on birth control pills.  I always get off schedule and then they just mess me up more.  By the way on Mothers day I took two pills, I thought it was fitting.

Girls are like apples...

Got this chain email from my 11 year old sister today, and it was too funny not to share.

"Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt... Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something's wrong with them when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to thetop of the tree.

You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 10 prettiest girls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10pretty girls. If you get hit again you know your really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have ugliness for 10 years."

ZOMG!  I'm one of the 10 prettiest girls on her friends list!

Double ZOMG!  Im terrified of ugliness...  so Im gonna name 10 pretty girls who will most likely read this blog.

Katie Williamson
Beyonce-Z (Im pretty sure she took his last name when they got married)
Lady Gaga
Zooey deschanel
Raven Symone (Even if she's pregnant with an illegitimate child)
Gwen Stefani-Rossdale
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie-Madden
Audrey Tautou
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Exclamation Revelation

Using multiple exclamations at the end of a sentence is like saying "one billion percent," it's just not necessary!!!!!!!!!!!

(ps. I'm not saying I don't do this, I'm just saying I need to stop.)